Christmas Jokes

Now, I don’t know about you, but I secretly love those cheesy jokes you get in your Christmas crackers and I really do think I’ve heard them all now. Silly jokes are always the best jokes, they’re always the jokes that make me laugh the most because they are just so silly. There are some Christmas jokes that I really do enjoy though and there are some that make me snort like a pig every time I hear them.
 So I’ve been on the hunt for some of your cheesiest Christmas jokes. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard them all now but these ones had me howling!

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowomen?
Mummy and Moose

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice crispies

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Can you smell carrots?”
Bamm Boo

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Happy Mummy

What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
– Two Little Misters

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive who?
*sings* Olive the other reindeer
My Little Babog

Why was the snowman looking through his carrots?
He was picking his nose
– Cheeky Dad Blog

What’s Father Christmas’s phone number?
Dad’s Sofa

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No eye deer
UK Kids Blog

What do you call a party for snowmen?
A snowball
The Baby Boat Diaries

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
Five Little Doves

What is a snowman’s favourite burger topping?
Chilly sauce
Little Pickle’s Mom

What did you think of our jokes? Did you like them as much as I did? I know I was cackling away whilst writing this post. Darren wasn’t so impressed and told me that our cheesy jokes were too cheesy. A bit of a scrooge this one. Do you have any jokes to share?


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